Here's some ugly things for you. Two shots of one of the ugliest bugs that haunts my yard. Only the cicada comes close. The third picture is really ugly. The most straight laced guy at my place of work was in charge of getting the beer for a company function. Not only was it amusing to overhear him negotiating the transaction, but he called around for price quotes. It's a college town. The kegs are dirt cheap and he's looking for the best buy...Bill Gates, watch your back. There's an up and comer here in the heartland.