No, this is not a food entry, although I did have pasta. No, this is me getting off my lazy ass and posting the post I told JP I was gonna post.
Not only can I program your phone so that it will do exactly what you want when you want, I can wire it from the phone server to your wall jack. Not exactly what I set out to learn when I took on a part time job 2 1/2 years ago, but it's a skill that may come in handy down the road. We have a mix of old, old, old hardware and new, new, new hardware and even newer, newer, newer servers. Here it is in all it's technicolor glory.
Please note, the spider is not in the server room. I just wanted a nice even set.