And I must be a truly sick individual as I was laughing so hard egg nog shot out of my nose.
For those of you who can't read my atrocious photography, the text at the bottom of the television screen says:
Overland Park Station - Santa Claus visit postponed until Dec 16.
But originally the text read: Santa Claus visit cancelled. Period. He's not coming this year. At all.
Now half the parents in Northeast Kansas are calling the TV station screaming, "What the phuck are you thinking????" and the other half are pointing at the screen and telling their kids, "See, I told you this would happen if you weren't good boys and girls."
Seriously, Santa delayed by weather???? Jiminy Cricket, he lives at the North Pole!